Companies are…
… trying way too hard to understand how we spend our money and why we don’t do it often. It’s actually very simple. First of all, maybe it’d be easier to understand without the condescending tone and predisposed attitudes. Second, are you saying that the generation before us, the spendthrifts who put money they didn’t have into things they didn’t need, the generation who ruined our economy and the future of generation-y, can’t understand why we aren’t eager to be as frivolous and fucking stupid as them? You mean to tell me that, us spoiled kids who are moving back in with our parents have erratic and inexplicable spending habits? Or maybe it’s just that we don’t actually have any fucking money. You ever think that, perhaps, we aren’t moving back in with our parents for the greed-ridden purpose of spending their money and not our own, but because we have no money to spend either way and the future you told us existed got butt raped by your idiocy?
But let me calm down, because of course, according to everyone not apart of our generation, we grew up in a time of privilege. I hope you grow old in a time of fuck your mom, bitch. Just remember that we won’t have money to put you in a home or support you in ours when your old ass can’t wipe. It’s just too noble and too outlandish to believe that we, the young ruffians ruing your flower gardens, actually grew up to have the worlds best interest at heart. Ironically, while you’ve planted flowers, you’ve also driven your hummer to Wal-Mart numerous times contributing more to their withering than we ever could. Suck on that, old fuck(s).
