May 2013
*starts beatboxing during sex*
1 tag
Drinking tea does not make me feel better. It just...
50 year old women love me.
And so my best bet at getting laid is working at a DMV or going to an Avon convention.
*reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait shit i don’t agree with that
reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is...
“If it’s meant for you, you won’t have to beg for it. You will never have to...”
– Chelsis Porter
stop being cute you live far away
Here's some good ones.
1: Something you always wanted as a kid, but never got.
2: What’s your favorite lyric from the last song you listened to?
3: How did you meet (one of) your best friends?
4: How many times have you moved in your life?
5: What were your favorite and your least favorite subjects in school?
6: What is your favorite color?
7: A random story from the past year.
8: To who was your last text and what did it say?
9. Do you believe that you’re a good girlfriend/boyfriend?
10: What is your favorite work of art?
11: Who is your favorite fictional character and why?
12: When is the last time you had sex?
13: What is your sexuality?
14: What is one of your biggest turn-ons in bed?
15: What are some of your turn-offs in bed?
16: Most interesting place you’ve ever had sex?
17: Why did your last relationship end?
18: Ever been in love?
19: What was the worst injury you’ve had?
20: Do you consider yourself a good writer?
21: Do you consider yourself a good artist?
22: What’s something superficial you look for in a girlfriend/boyfriend?
23: What was your favorite stuffed animal as a kid (or now)?
24: What’s your favorite nickname for yourself?
25: What was the last thing you ate?
26: What grade did you get on the last paper you wrote?
27: If you’re in a relationship, what’s a problem going on in your current relationship? If you’re single, what’s a problem you’ve run into while being single?
28: Has anyone ever drawn a picture of you?
29: Do you regret kissing the last person you kissed?
30: Have you ever cheated on anyone? Has anyone ever cheated on you?
31: What are three things you look for, personality-wise, in an ideal relationship?
32: What’s your favorite ride at an amusement park?
33: Are you afraid of the dark?
34: If you started a band, what would you play?
35: How many kids do you want to have?
36: Name one of your most positive traits and one of your most negative traits.
37: What is your favorite word?
38: What’s something that’s been bothering you lately?
39: What is a compliment that you receive often?
40: Ask me anything
I have more class than that...
But I won’t delete it because, my nigga…
Anonymous asked: 17
I'll marry the first female who shows up to my...
I promise you.
the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”
It’s cliche now.. music meaning everything to people. but like.. i don’t think anyone truly understands how serious i’m being when i say music feeds me.. i don’t think they get it.
I post the most banal text posts and get so many...
But the moment I say some mind-bending and/or humorously profound shit I get naught.
