May 2013
*starts beatboxing during sex* 
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Drinking tea does not make me feel better. It just...
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50 year old women love me.
And so my best bet at getting laid is working at a DMV or going to an Avon convention.
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*reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait shit i don’t agree with that
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reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is...
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“If it’s meant for you, you won’t have to beg for it. You will never have to...”
– Chelsis Porter
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stop being cute you live far away
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Here's some good ones.
1: Something you always wanted as a kid, but never got.
2: What’s your favorite lyric from the last song you listened to?
3: How did you meet (one of) your best friends?
4: How many times have you moved in your life?
5: What were your favorite and your least favorite subjects in school?
6: What is your favorite color?
7: A random story from the past year.
8: To who was your last text and what did it say?
9. Do you believe that you’re a good girlfriend/boyfriend?
10: What is your favorite work of art?
11: Who is your favorite fictional character and why?
12: When is the last time you had sex?
13: What is your sexuality?
14: What is one of your biggest turn-ons in bed?
15: What are some of your turn-offs in bed?
16: Most interesting place you’ve ever had sex?
17: Why did your last relationship end?
18: Ever been in love?
19: What was the worst injury you’ve had?
20: Do you consider yourself a good writer?
21: Do you consider yourself a good artist?
22: What’s something superficial you look for in a girlfriend/boyfriend?
23: What was your favorite stuffed animal as a kid (or now)?
24: What’s your favorite nickname for yourself?
25: What was the last thing you ate?
26: What grade did you get on the last paper you wrote?
27: If you’re in a relationship, what’s a problem going on in your current relationship? If you’re single, what’s a problem you’ve run into while being single?
28: Has anyone ever drawn a picture of you?
29: Do you regret kissing the last person you kissed?
30: Have you ever cheated on anyone? Has anyone ever cheated on you?
31: What are three things you look for, personality-wise, in an ideal relationship?
32: What’s your favorite ride at an amusement park?
33: Are you afraid of the dark?
34: If you started a band, what would you play?
35: How many kids do you want to have?
36: Name one of your most positive traits and one of your most negative traits.
37: What is your favorite word?
38: What’s something that’s been bothering you lately?
39: What is a compliment that you receive often?
40: Ask me anything
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I have more class than that...
But I won’t delete it because, my nigga…
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Anonymous asked: 17
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I'll marry the first female who shows up to my...
I promise you.
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the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”
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It’s cliche now.. music meaning everything to people. but like.. i don’t think anyone truly understands how serious i’m being when i say music feeds me.. i don’t think they get it.
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I post the most banal text posts and get so many...
But the moment I say some mind-bending and/or humorously profound shit I get naught.
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